gen so beautiful

is rizo GROWING UP?????????????? honestly sure. give me a redemption arc ill take it.

colby gaming with the newbies WOWWWWWWWWW this is awesome......rizos frontal lobe developing is killing me

HERE WE GO ORANGE SLAYYYYYYYYY........................christians so KADLSJFKLAJSDKLFJKASDJ what is he doing. THE WAY HE WAS SO ERECT AND STIFF??????? THATS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY DID HE SHIT HIMSELF???????????????? IM SOBBIGNSKDFNFGKLASJDKFLJASKLDJFA THIS IS UNREALLSKDJFLAJSDKLF THEM BLURRING HIS ASS IM SOBBBBINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY?????? WHY ARE THEY PUTTING THIS ON TV HE IS SO FUCKING BRAVE IM SOBGBJKSDFNHGKLAJSDLKFNLKADSNFLKASDJKLF THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOO REAL THIS IS HOW I ACT AT SCHOOL IM SOBBINNNNGGGGGGGGG HE DEADASS SHIT HIMSELF ?A? SD?FASDJFKASDJLKFGNAJSDBFJLANSDJLKFNAKSLJNDFKLASNDFKLNASDKJFNESJKNBFWJEKBNF

omg poor kamilla......thats heartbreaking. WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN THIS SEASON IS SO FUCKING NUTS COACH YOURES EVERYTHINGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE. this show is so good. THIS BEEF IS AWESOME. 101 DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........OZZY BRING UP THE CULT KING BRING UP THE CULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPUTATION TARNISH OH WOW JEFFERY!!!!!! THATS something. i love survivor.

i cant get over mike white randomly being ripped?????

meanwhile old ass colby damn

AUBRY MISSING LSMDKFJALKSDJFKLJASDKLJFKLSAJDLKFJKSLDJFKLAJSDKLFJALK OKAY???????????

sometimes im like yeah. i could go on survivor. and then i remembered i would have to have ocean water in my eyes literalyl all the time and never be able to feel any relief.

aubry needs therapy so bad.

this scheme for no reason is making me sob. i kinda feel bad for her actually BECAUSE SHE LITEARLLY HAS NOTHING SHES JUST GOING THROUGH IT

im over jonathan. except how i love to watch him leave. stop talking though. coach ??????? IS HE OKAY?????????? WTF? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? THIS IS SO SCARY ASDKJFKSADKF i cannot tell if im allowed to laugh LMFAO? OKAY GOOD MIKE WHITE IS GIGGLING SO IM ALLOWED TOO omg coach's balls on the loose! NOT DEE ROASTING THEM..KSDJFLKJSLKDAFSJDA but like yeah. shes so beautyful.

those tribes did kinda screw chrissy she does not fit in with ANY of those newbies. plus coach is nuts but hes just silly. shes actually like that.

ozzy wasssssaaaauuupppppp????? ok old man.

CHRISTIAN READING.....HEY ITS BILLIE EILISH??????

NOT AUBRY GOT GOTTING ME THIS IS GOOD EDITING. okay wow not christian redeeming aurby for me. okay i guess they had a reason to be suspicious then LMFAOJSDLKFJKASJDFKLJSA

EVERYONE FLAMINGGGGG RIZOOOOOOOOOO IM SOBBING ALSO WHY IS EVERYONES DICK OUT not survivor forgetting about half the concept of the game. go play big brother homie.

jonathan is a freak i cant stand him.

colby still daddy okayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

dang not more rizo im pissed

OZZY????????????????????????? NOT IDOL IN PANTS

THE PROS ABOUT OZZY IS THAT HIS SOCIAL GAME SUCKS. ozzy realizing that he is bad at survivor thank GODDDDDD. so smart of him to align with cirie like this.

RICK DEVENS YOURE SO SMART INTELLIGENT AMAZING CALL THEM ASSES OUT HE IS SO ANNOYING THIS ISNT SURVIVOR OMFGKFJGLAJDFKGLJASK RICK IS SO OVER ITTTTTTTTTT I LOVE THIS GET HIS ASS OUTTA HEREEEEE

THEYRE SO OVER JOE THIS IS EVERYONJTHIAGJKANSKJDFA

these people are NUTS

my survivor 49 thoughts are going here. i am on episode 4 and i cannot believe i have no one to really root for. everytime i start to like someone they turn insane. which makes for some very entertaining tv but quite a boring rootable game show. the balance is interesting right now.

didnt it come out after the show that sophi is kinda insane or something i need to look that up

both sage and shannon are driving me insane. like sage is right but shes being insane about it

why'd they show that chicken killing like that this is weird............me about to order chicken

theyre just being really dramatic about it like dont get me wrong it must suck but oh my guys why does this shock you have you ever been on this show.

sage and shannon getting annoying like are they 20 years old...i should look that up actually. IM SORRY SAGE IS DEADASS 30?????????????? OKEASEEEEEEEEE theyre like 30 and 26. this is ridiculous. i suppose women will be women. but also savannah must be insufferable to be around. but sage also looks equally insane. you know what....i've talked myself into it.

sage and shannon being together on this tribe swithc is everything this is actually so funny these people are so !?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

the weird moment between them when shannon got voted out......she has pure intentions sage fr just mean........like youre right shes a lot but dang calm down its not THAT serious.

anyways happy merge!

halfway through the season telling us there are two sophies????????

this story of christina and her mom and so beautiufl actually. i do love when they have real moments like this but only when its from the result of the experience like this. they sell the image so much but you dont see it working out in real time like you are with her. how beautiful actually.

me literally clapping for christina that moment between her and savannah was so beautiful i hope it was genuine.

savannah is sooooooo right about it being a negotiation though. he cannot come out here and be like time for a negotiation and then say lol actually im going to say no to everything you have to give me exactly what i want????????? THEN THAT ISNT A NEGGOTIATION JEFFERY

its so funny that i cant listen to survivor in the kitchen on my headphones and completely picture the show in my head like i missed nothing

savannah reads people really well like she is very socially intelligent i think thats why she literally doesnt gaf

rizo so annoying i hate when he remembers he is on tv

like stfu i do not care that youre happy youre being weird about it

thats def mean but idc

i cannot get over how cheap the idols are now theyre literally hobby lobby looking beads.......UNCLE J KILLS ME IM SORRY LOL

those two literally have no idea whats going on im crying

rizo literally cannot believe this is happening right now he has been DREAMING OF THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY HE IS TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT SO BADDDDDDDDDD im crying

WAIT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT LMFAO??????????????????????/ OGHHHHH HE JSUT ATE ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT IM CRYINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG what is going on LFMAO IM CRYING

ok nvm he got my ass thats so funny im sorry i get what hes doing but why is he doing it like that LMFAO????????? DOES JAWAN GO HOME???????????? cuz its obviously not savannah?????? OMG?????????? christina so foolish she literally knows nothing this is so funnyyyyyyyyy.

THE WAY SAVANNAH IS ACTING IS SENDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES LIKE LOLZZZZZZZZ THIS IS SO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM OBSESSSSSEEDDDDDDDDDD wow ok she just got me so good. rizo sit down. wow what a move.

awwww hes a sweetie. obsessed with how everyones height is immediately known by sending directly next to jeff probst. what was the camera angle when former nba player scot one t was on there.

these people are so nuts

rizo literally thought he ate he didnt even do it for the reason i thought he did it he did it just for the show what an idiot.

IM CRYING AT HOW PISSED SAGE IS AKLSDJFKLASJDKLFJSKLDJFKLASJDFKL IS THIS REAL????????????????????????? KASDJFKJLKSDFHASJDKHFJKASHDKLF THE OTHER SOPHI STANDING BACK THERE LMFAOOOOOOOOO

sage just doesnt have it in her to be the villian she wants to be

savannah and that mexican hat

im over rizo and his plays and his moments like sit downnnnnnnnn THIS IS THE GUY WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL COLBY DONALDSON HOW TO PLAY SURVIVOR

just started the finale yeah savannah outplayed every single one of them what a bnch of dweebs

they fr just let rizo COASTTTTTTTTTTT so scared of an idol good lord someone GET HIMMMMMMMMMM

TRAYERS FINALEEEEEEEEE

i love watching these recaps its EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG TO ME!!!!!

i totally forgot donna kelce was here

kill time

why mark. idk. sometimes i wonder if rob is just THAT smart. MAURA KKILLS ME. its so fucking nuts they make them get in a shut coffin.

i need to put a screen shot of me and hayley's chat here instead omggggggg

omg it's on.

the fact that i have EXPERIENCED THIS SHOW AT SO MANY POINTS THROUGHOUT MY LIFE THIS SHIT IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG....HOW MANY PEOPLE IVE WATCHED IT WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE IVE SOLD IT TO THE STORYLINES THE SAGAS THE CHARACTERS I KNOW IT ALLL WOWWWWWWW............THIS SHIT IS AWESOMEEEEE CONGRATULATIONS SURVIVOR ON AN ACTUAL QUARTER OF A CENTUREY. ITS THE QUARTER QUELL BITCH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO OMFGGGG NO NOT CIRIE NOT CIRIE NOT MY MOMMA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MIKE WHITE BEING ON HERE IS ACTUALLY EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG he's so fucking cool.

RICK DEVENS I AM OBSESSED WITH YOUR VIBEEEEE.

if i hear get up off the couch one more fucking time jeff bro stfu you work 70 days a YEAR. god cirie is soooooo everything to me soooo gracious so beautiful so kind so SMART. KAMILLA CRYING OZZY CRYING YEAHHHHHHH THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

i kinda understand naming your kid after colby plus it's just a cool name. colby is kinda sexyyyyyyyyyyy like i get it especially knwoing what he looked like when he was younger. i think THATS what sexy about some older men lol it's because you KNOW they were hot when they were younger.

OKAY COAHC LETS COOK. how he started a religious cult in season 23.

orange tribe kinda everything love their vibes kinda cunty evil slay always despite it all vibes

why did we give thstrong rice.......OMFG HELL YEAH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. the way ozzy doesn't gaf.

i do need ozzy to let the long hair go like its time brother. but i see that he did based on that reel i saw today so nbd.

wait johnathan kinda............he could charm me something aboaut the arms.v its a shame his face looks like that because watching him do things is hot.

omg no not orange flop tribe

rizzo teaching COLBY HOW TO PLAY THE GAME IM SOBBBBBINNNNGGG THESE NEW ERA PEOPLE PLEASEEEEEEE

dee talking about wiping her ass first thing okay?????? shes so beautiful i get why everyone cheats for her.

is mike white a leo hes so funny

i dont know savannahs vibe i need to watch 49 too

JENNA IS GIVING EVERYTHING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLAY BITCH PLAY BITCH PLAYYY LETS GOOOOOO. oh she needs to chill actually nooooo dont overplay jenna pleaseeee

why is this so lowkey corny hes being ridiculous LMFAO HE BARELY EVEN DID ANYTHING LMFAOOOOOO COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY HE IS JUST VIBINGGGGG

dad coach is cute. no way he actually has always had that on thats so nasty. johnathan is ugly af. what is with survivor and toes lately bunch of freaks. IM SORRY CHARLIE IS KILLING MEEEEEEE

dee is sooooooo mummy dearest

jenna lowkey just taking it all in. rick devens you insane motherfuckingerkjfkjasdkfjkalsjdkljKLJ RICK DEVENS AND CHRISTIAN IS EVERYTHING ACTUALLYYYYYYY. christisn is SUCH a good narrator i am sooooo happy he is on this season. these two are going to be everything if the cast knows what's good for the show. these two are PRECIOUS

THESE TWO ARE PRECIOUS TO MEEEEEE THEYRE BOTH SUCH GOOD NARRATORS SO SMART SO STRATEGIC AND SOOOO CHARMINGLY LOVELY I AM OBSESSEDDDDD

i was SOOOOOOOO RIGHT TO LOVE ORANGE TRIBE THEYRE EVERYTHINGGGG SO SMART SO AMAZING SO LOVELY JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MISUNDERSTOOD HUMANS I WANT TO KISS THstrong ALL ON THE MOUTH I LOVE THstrongMMMMMMM. strongily flippen i identify with you fully you are everything to me. I LOVE THIS CAST LOWKEY I KNEW IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE KINDA FUNNNNN.

OMG AND NOW COLBY AND STEPH TEAMING UP WITH THESE NEW SCHOOL PEOPLE OMFGGGG THSI SI SOF UCKIGN FUN WAIT WAIT WAIT

i LOVE that these tibes are so big because the dynamics have to get serious FAST you need BIGGER numbesr its like we are watching 3 games of survivor side by side right now and theyre all at final 8. its COOL AS FUCK. WHAT A FUN DYNAMIC!!!!!! GEN AND KYLE AND COLBY AND STEPH WOULD ACTUALLY BE COOL AS FUCK1!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOO COOOL!!!!

these queens randomly at exile

ozzy....sorry oscar......lowkey insaneeee......q with the lulu lstrongon shoes?????????? q kinda cooked with that because a player with the reputation of kinda nuts becoming a hero is super interesting. meanwhile hero provider ozzy is doing the opposite this is really cool actually.

this season is COOL AS FUCKKKKKKKKK somehow even cooler than all winners to me. something much more fascniating about these little duos its everything to me......LIKE WHY ARE CHRISTIAN AND CIRIE SITTING THERE NEXT TO EACH OTHER IM SOBBINGGGGG THIS IS SO FUNNY

im crying he's literally describing high school physics concepts and theyre fascinated

these four queens building fire together is awesome

i LOVE CHRISTIAN WOWWWWWWWWWWW. a six week old. "someday my son will see this" is sooooo beautiful. what a legacy he is leaving behind for his family.

ozzy and cirie teaming back up pleaseeee yeah they KNOW WHAT WE WANTSSSSSSSSSSS

the way i do not gaf about this rizzo fella. kyle is cute i kinda love him though. OH WAIT COLBY COMING AROUND AWWWWWW WAIT THIS IS KINDA SWEEEEEEETT........omfg NOOOO OWAYYYASDJHFLKAJSDKLFJ this connection is too precious to me. the way he wants to be a mentor is kinda sweet i hope it isn't red-pilled please colby i love YOUUUUUUUU do not let me down.

when i stare at that man's arms i forget what his face looks like and its nice.

calling a season 37 player old school is insane but okay.

the immunity idol is insane im sobbing why is it CHICKEN

the pan to ozzy as soon as fishing kit was announced he will never let it go

OMG NOOOOOO POOR KYLE THIS SUCKSSSSSS

q is actually a really good human damn he immediately went to help kyle kyle and q are both cool af for this. meanwhile cirie completely flopping she goes home huh. it's weird how nasty jeff can get with her like DAMN CALM DOWNNNNN

im really scared i dont want anyone to go home except maybe savannah oh joe is here???? yeah one of thstrong. no one else please for the lvoe of GOD

my sweet sweet angel woman cirie please you got this queen if anyone has this YOU HAVE THIS. cirie is literally a mother figure to me.

are legends really that good of players if they cant even avoid getting targeted early. like part of being a good player is managing that threat level within the meta as well. if you know youre coming in and everyone has one perception about you, you have to do something to throw thstrong off a little bit. omg no way strongily thwoing out ozzy's name is kinda everything. but i really never thought ozzy was that good of a strategist, especially compared to lot of the post 30s players. he's just not smart enough, really. too soft for it poor thing.

rick devens goofy ass at it again you know what im with it he's silly as fuck. him and christians narrative dynamics together are kind of everything hopefully they both stick around just for that if nothing else. so many charming people on this cast really.

whoever split these tribes up is a genius this is actually casting very well done i can only imagine the cork board in the cbs office trying to figure this out. it probably wasnt quite like that but if i worked there it would be.

A REMIX OF THE ORIGINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL SONG IM SONAKDSJFLKASD THAT WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEE THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING SURVIVOR

damn that sucks but i kinda had a feeling that would happen she came out playing way too hard. i understand why shes relaly upset though. poor girl that blows.but also i think that proves just how much the game as evolved, and if you can't keep up you literally get shut up.

this is reminding me how much i love this show how lucky am i to get to experience this magical thing.

HEY ITS BILLIE EILISH IS FUCKING SENDING ME INTO SPACE THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYNYNJKASJDKFJAKSLDJFKASDF THE BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG you know what this is perfect this is the perfect amount of ridiculous idgaf. because the fact that it's billie eilish doesn't ACTUALLY change anything. it just made it a little bit goofy as fuck. and im obsessed with that.

im understanding why people LOVE gen

complete sidebar i hate how im going to eat up that terrible looking coleen hoover moive. she is the modern day nicholas sparks and its time we just admit that and that's okay.

they got these legends on here playing tetris im obsessed. i feel like the obvious strategy si to use youre weird piece first so you have more to work with as you move on and its easier to just place as you get more nervous. oh the height never occurred to me actually. that seems a little unfair but its laenaing oh hes screwed. dang you kinda forget colby is a playerrrrrrrrrrr.

okay coach already on his bullshit lovin it.

if there's only twenty minutes left whats happening in the last 20 minutes oh no does kyle leave. that Suckz.

really cool they can do ultrasounds on the beach now oh wow. absolutley sucks for him so bad. i feel SO bad for him wow that BLOWSSSSSS

cannot get over how sexy ozzy is to the point where i made this page just to talk about it. now i can live “tweet” in #PEACE while permanently archiving it. it’s really to collect my own thoughts anyway!

christian hubuicki (probably not spelling that right) the way i love you down sooooo bad. the way he is able to explain his thought processes and the way he thinks that is such an INTELLIGENT human being. and i say human being because comparing him to the intelligence level of other men is offensive

holy shit i forgot we get to see angelina.......she is so everything. her rice negotiation. the way she's so insane but SO DEADASS its SO ENDEARING. I HOPE SHE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL. like why does she seem like she's improving it's KILLING ME she feels like a skit. honestly, this is why survivor is so amazing when they get good people ready to give GOOD TV it's SO intriguing. the way she acts when she gives up the rice is SO FUCKING FUNNY.......OMFG AND NOW THE LADDER SCENE OMFG WE GET TO SEE MIKE WHITE TOO. SHE SAYS I LITERALLY COULDVE died this morning

NOW IM ONTO MIKE WHITE........HE IS SO FUCKING OVER ANGELINA BY THIS POINT HE HASNT HAD A BREAK FOR 32 DAYS HE SAID LET ME ENJOY THIS WINE AND MY REWARD AND LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE.......WHEN HE HITS THE TREE AND CALLS IT A BTICH

god, david vs. goliath was such a season

OMFG RICK DEVENS........I HATE THAT I LOVE HIM IM SORRY HES SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. this scene of him running he;s actually a NUT. i liked lauren when i watched her and im sure shes a nice person but shes so mean in this season shes so unlikeable.

ewwwww not the new era people YAWN SNOOZE GO HOME WHO CARES YOURE NOTHING.

i hate THE survivor meat heads like give me ANYTHING ELSE.

dee is so momma bird something about her feels so safe.

i totally get and LOVEEEEEEE emily flippen's vibe she's EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG i want to keep her so safe i love you financial analyst emily flippen. what even is a finacial analyst

WHERE IS THE Q SKIRT I NEED TO SEE THE Q SKIRT. im dying.

the way this isnt even about the survivor 50 premiere is the pregame. hold on im making this a different post

SEASON 46 WAS SO UNREAL IM SOBBING THIS IS WHAT SURVIVOR IS ALL ABOUT GIVE ME INSANITY IDC IDC IDC IDC

oh no not charlie's insufferable swiftie ass. it's a shame because other than that he's kind of charming. THE WAY EVERYONE WAS ANNOYED WITH THEM BUT THEY COULDNT STOP IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ME. he's real for his insaity though that's how it is when you're deep in the cult. "as much as i love metallica im not a stan for terrible albums" i wish swifties could say the same.....

im not gonna lie i hate that i kinda have to watch season 48 to understand a lot of these characters but i also have no desire to watch season 48. i just need to suck it up i fear and binge it this weekend maybe. i think i pay attention to the right storylines i may actually enjoy it.

im sorry are they overdoing this little word game or was i the only one constantly starting at the "listen and silent have the same letters" poster. like i wouldnt instantly seen that and then just start running with it. wouldve been solved in two minutes maximum dont pmo. im tihinking they made that look a lot longer that it actually was. kyle seems like a cutie awwwww