rizo is so dramatic ok king.

aubry kinda wants to kiss devens rn and i dont blame her for a single second.

HERE WE GO WITH JOE BYE STFU

jonathan might be the dumbest player ive ever seen in my whole entire life. does he REALLY THINK HE HAS oZZY

RICK DEVENS YOU ARE EVERYTHING

DOES JOE KNOW WHAT SHOW HE IS ON!?!?!?!?!?

JOE LIVES ON 500 HYPOCRISY HILL ALSKDFJLKASJDFK IM SO GLAD CIRIE IS READING HIM THANK YOUUUUUUUU GET HIM GONE

this is stressing me out so bad. im going to lose it. she better master class this. please. cirie. ill do anything.

CIRIE IS SO SMARTTTTTTT THATS MOTHERS SHES EVERYTHING TO MEEEE

that scene was so touching. this is why people watch this show like the GENUINE MOMENTS not wah wah wah WOAH IS ME. that was so beautiful.

[closed]

this is bad survivor unless the thing i want happens.

ozzy might be the worlds dumbest survivor player

i fear this game is driving me mad. this is like the miscommunication trope on drugs.

the fate of ozzy on RIZO. this is nuts.

there is no way cirie goes out first in a double tribal like its nothing. there is just no way.

ALRIGHT FIGHTINGN TIL THE END PLEASEEEEE

YEEUPPPP MOTHER STAYS MOTHER AND YOU DONT MESS WITH MOTHER

hashtag save ozzy even though he is dumb dumb dumb

IM SORRY HES MAKING ME GIGGLE HE IS SOOOOO DRMAITC

happy wednesday. we are sooooo BACK!!!!

i look at jeff and im like ill be your father figure. but like him to me. ?

why is this recap so long

rick devens approaches survivor the way i want to approach everything. he is literally just vibing and having fun and being silly while playing a game. i love him so bad. such good tv. im sorry i ever hated you sir.

joe seeking anger in his heart. GREAT AMOUNT OF LIES AND DECEPTION. YOURE INSANE JOE ITS A GAME BROTHER ITS A GAMMMMMEEEEEEE. THIS ISNT REALLLLLLLLL

oh no mr beast time.

I love to hate Aubry so much I'm sorry something about her vibe when shes on this island.

THE WAY THEY OPENLY HATE ON DEVENS ADSJFKLASJLD !?!?!?!!!F CAN THEY CALM DOWN

im not going to say what i would do for a milkshake if i were on survivor. oh me oh my.

I DONT WANT NO CARROT!!!! REAL!!!!!!

EMILY SAYING TEH QUIET PART OF THE MILKSHAKE OUTLOUD IM SOBBBINNNGG REAL

oh no im going to throw up. why does aubry keep calling herself insane. NOT THE GRUBS. ozzy wants to munch im sobbing.

OZZY IS KILLINGNGJNGNKJG MEEEEE HE WISHES THIS WAS HIM HES CHEERING AUBRY IS ACTING NTUHSJKDKLFJAKSLDJF

i wonder how bad they actually stink out there.

ozzy too charming i fear.

OZZYS FACEE EJAFLKSDJKLFAJSD!?!??!?!?!!? WHY ARE THEY ACTING INSANE THIS IS SO FUNNY

NOPE NEOPE NEOEPOPEORPE I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I AHTE THIS WHY DOES HE LOOK INSANE BYE BYE NOPE NOPE NOPE

HOW MANY ITEMS ARE THERE THIS IS SNUTSNTJSTSTS

i hope aubry is in therapy

jeff shaking his head no while saying yes there is chaos. not this mr. beast intro. please. NOT YOUTUBER LOL. if this was 2013 it would be ian and anthony.

tiff is such a queen

aubry is STILL giving me winning game....either that or shes gone tonight

OZZY........ITS LIKE I GOT SHOT

why would they tell cirie LMAO????? theyre stupid.

cirie constatnly having talks in that damn hammock is everything to me

why would ozzy tell jonathan anything.

oh i dont like these conversations

this is a mess thats awesome. as well as mr beasts super beware advantage. and yet somehow this is all ozzy's fault is whats amazing.

RICK IS GOING NUTS LMFAO

STEPH SAYING TWO THINGS AT ONCE IM SOBBING

WHY IS JEFF GOING OFF ABOUT MR. BEAST ENDUCED DOPAMINE

MR BEAST IS BACK LAMSDLKFJSALKDJFKLASJDLK

not mr beast donating money to survivor

rick devens is scaring me rn.........it is so rick devens though

so anyone want to mention that there is 20 minutes left in the episode so um idk. ill go nuts if he does it.

OKAY RICK LFG

oh is this why we goto the aubry edit we did.....is she going home........hmmmm......

OH LFGGGGGGGGGGGGG THEY HAD ME WORRIED LETS GOOOOOOOO

we're so back what a fantastic fantastic final 9 except jonathan and joe who cares

rick devens is nuts we need more of him in the new era actually. we didnt know what we had until it was gone i fear.

i think i figured out whats wrong with modern survivor and why it doesnt feel as real to me. this stuff is sooooooo produced. and i know like DUH OF COURSE IT IS.....but its now in a way that doesnt make it Feel like reality idk......maybe ive been watching too much old school or misremembering idk. i cant stop focusing on the overdoing of the background noise and the confessionals interrupting every conversation. i feel like we are being spoon fed......idk, im enjoying its just an observation. just a different show. which i still enjoy very much!! ok moving on...

these alliances are also starting to confuse me who is with who and who hates who and who is the target i feel like the narrative is somehow lying to me rn

cirie once again turning it around

why is jeff going sicko mode with this knife and this monologue

THIS IS SOF UNTJNJNASDJKFNKJSANDJKFNAJS JEFF IS SO RIDICULOUS LMAOOO

im sorry id take that jeff has 0 reason to want to be good at that but they all do duh take that.

stephanie body checking everyone girl pleased skdljfklajsdklf

rick devens auditioning to replace jeff rn.

this shows how good he actually is at this job NOT THE MONTAGE LAKDSJKLFJLDSK

YOU NEED TO STOP BITCHING AND START THROWING

JEFF GENUINELY GETTING MAD

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME FOR SOME REASON LMFKALSDFLJASKD

this is TOOO MUCHUGDHAKFSDKAFJKLSAK HE IS UNREAL LMFAO HE IS JUST VIBINGGGGGGGG

THEYRE LITERALLY HARASSING HIM THIS IS EVERYTHINGJGNLJKNSFGKLNSFLDAG

YOU GOTTA DIG JEFF HE IS LEGIT CACKLINGAK LSDJFKLAJSKLDJF

im genuinely charmed by him right now. that was so lovely. i know people will be mad about this but you forget this has been his entire LIFE for TWENTY FIVE YEARS HE IS THE BIGGEST FAN OF THEM ALLLLL OH IM SICKKKKKKKKKK i love you forever jeffery

AUBRY IS NUTS ALKDSJFKLASJDFKLAJ I LOVE HERRRRRR CAUSE IM PYSCHO REALLLL

not joe being weird. ok. i feel weird watching this.

JUNGLE MAN ?A?SDF?AS?DF?ASDF OKAY ??@#?@?#$ THESE PEOPEL ARE NUTS

im over joe that face was nuts. NOT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS JUST PICKKKKK OMFGGGG SO AFRAID OF ROCKING THE BOAT

not emily being emily rip girl just be quiet its just rice.

crazy how good survivor rice looks

all this drama for a very low stakes puzzle. alright.

oh wow worst disadvantage ive ever seen literally wtf

wow ok well i guess he was going home anyways but that was kind of the worst way to go out. i guess we're watching mr beast next week???? ok.

is coach about to go sicko mode

im falling for rizzo i cant do it anymore i fear

this old people alliance snooooozeeee fest who caressssssss. it is really interesting that they are playing reallyyyyy old school. fascinating dynamics happening here. kinda like big brother type alliances but on survivor becasue "immunity" is so rare

ozzy cirie and RIZOOOOOO IASJDFJAKLSDJFLKSAJKL RUNNING THE GAME LOWKEY IS KILLING ME

the way these fools have to vote for EVERYTHING is killing me they all want it all the time they have to make it all fair it kills me. that being said it randomly picking cirie is awesome. why do these pairs matter????? why dont they just pair up and call it a day.

ozzy might be the most nonchalant person on earth and it kills me. because he is literally just like that. until he is crossed that is. then he gets so pissed. he really does just wear it all on his sleeve. i respect that.

ngl i kind of missed when this show wasn't in such godo quality. it made it a little bit grittier, made it feel more real. like im seeing too many pores on these people.

whoever flies the survivor drone is so good at their job.

watch this be how cirie goes home. ill kms.

THAT IS FUCKEDDDDD

something about this is diabolical. at least cirie is safe but also goodbye coach and chrissy we do not need you.

steph and ozzy kinda OP im sorry to everyone else. well probably spoke too soon. why are joe and tiff doing so well.

devens and aubry twinning OKAYYYYYY EDGE OF EXTINCTION BADDIES!!!!!!

christian is unfortunately so bad at communicating ideas to others

devens and aubry are a little bit everything as a pair wait......when two queens come together to maximize their joint slay

good for tiff. that's all.

THIS CIRIE MONTAGE IM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR I LOVE HERRRRRR

NOTHINGS IMPOSSIBLE ON SURVIVOR YUPPPPPPPPP

rizo essentially saying "FLOATERS GRAB A LIFEVEST" except hes just jealous its not him

i need aubry to lock TF in IM SORRY LETS GO LETS REMEMBER WHO WE AREEEEEEEEE

rick devens gives cool coworker vibes. he is just too silly

if the two ends of my personality go home tonight im going to lose it. not like this.

now how did coach get out there on that rock this is nuts

YES PLEASE EVERYONE LSITEN TO CIRIE ILL DO ANYTHINGGGGGGG SHES RIGHT SHES RIGHT SHES RIGHHHHTTTT OZZY IMMEDIATELY FOLDING FOR CIRIE IM CRYINGGGGG

thank god cirie aligned with my faves exactly why i will always love her

except then she goes and tells joe whatever just cut him next who caressssss. idk what game joe is playing but it is NOT survivor im over him so bad.

NOT COACHS MUSICAL MOMENT IM SOBBINNGNGNKNASDKFLAKSD HES SO GOING HOME BYE IVE HAD ENOUGH LMFAO THIS IS SAIDJFKLASJDLF IM SOBGFASLDNFLK

RICK DEVENS "IM THE BABY" DJSDKFJLSKADJFLK THESE PEOPLE ARE EVERYTHING

NO FUCKIGNJIDSHFAHSDJFKA WAY IM SOBBIIGN AUBRY THINKS ITS REAL

RIZO FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF TRIBAL IS INCREDIBLE THATS SO REAL

how does he memorize this bs. is he just making this crap up this is insane.

RICK RUBBING THE LAMP IS SENDING MEEEEEEE

i dont like that theres 7 minutes left. so here i sit. im scared.

i just shouted "THANK GOD" and started applauding. GOODNIGHT YOU TWO!!!

rizo and sexy momma dee then we got christian and devens fathers. OH AND THE POLYCULE wow. what a vibe.

i love tiffany's vibe AKSJDFLKAJSDLKJFA SHES EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEE. the irony of this being the honor and integrity alliance right right right right right.

AUBRY LOWKEY SMART BYEEEEEEEEEE. shes literally just going insane.

coach is so silly i cant get over it. SHUT UP COACH HONORABLE GAME STFUUUUUUUUU. however honorable vs evil is going to eb awesome.

coach's braid?

DEE AND THOSE MEN PLAIYNG SUCH A DIFFERENT GAME DEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS MY GIRL YEEEUPPPPPPPP

OH JONATHAN YOURE NASTTYTYYYYYYYY COACH YOURE NASSTYYYYY IM DONEEEEEE

VOTE OUT COACH BYE BYE BYE GET OUTTA HERE YOU WERIDO FREAK

THEY HATE HIM IM SOBBBINNNNNNNNNGGGGG THIS CAST IS EVERYTHING

I CANNOT DO THIS RIZO COACH INTERACTION

IM SO VALUABLE BECAUSE YOURE DOWN FASIDJLFJASLKDJFA RIZO

CIRIES RIZARD OF OZ

DEE GOING NUTS

ozzy's vibe is killing me what is with that outfit

THIS CLASSIC CHALLENGE.....during micronesia i held my arm up the entire challenge to compare myself with parvati. PARVATI BEING THE ONE TO MESS UP HER SHOULDER LMAO

not her messing up her other shoulders. shes so out thats why she got the montage.

cirie reading steph immediately then going to rizo LIKE ALRIGHT!!!!!!

i cant get over ozzy beating jonathan toe to toe nearly every time

audio boom operators. its teetering on disaster.

dee is TOOOOOOO MOTHER i love that girlie! STEPHS ARMS MUST HURT SO FUCKING BAD

i need ozzy to beat joe please for everything in my life i will do anything to see my baby shine. whats that one slam poem from south pacific OH THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYTHING THATS MY OZZY I LOVE YOU KINGGGGG

im going to sob oh wowwwww

oh this is a mess what is going on

rizo sitting in that damn hammock just silent.

my stream is glitching soooo bad wait

COACH GETTING COACHED BY RIZO BYEEEEEE we slay dragons at tribal we dont slay dragons at camp.

COACH IS LOSING IT WHY IS COACH SAYING HAIKUS

NO IM SORRY THIS EDITING IS TOOOOOO GOOD

DEE AND JONATHAN CONSTANTLY PICKING FIGHTS IE EVERYTHING TO ME IDC

RIZO REFERENCING CIRIE GET UP OFF THE COUCH OKAYYYYY!!!!!!

live tribals can be fun but also like, wtf is going on.

LETS GO TIFF VOTING CONFESSIONAL LNSDKLFJASLKJDFKLASJLK

WHAJSHTJH AUBRY NAMEDROPPING FINNEAS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SO SAD MY BABYYYYYYY

well bye bye winners

here we go baby!

17 PEOPLE 14 DAYS LEFT IS NUTS WAIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

OZZZY JUST SENT ME INTO OBLIVION IS HESLIHE FKALSJDKFLJAKLSDJFKLAS HES SOOOO MANIESTJPASDIJFHILASHJDLKFJA

HIM GOING AROUND DOING THSI WITH EVERYONE IS SENDING ME EKEJAFLKJSDKLFJAKSLDJFKLJASKDJFLAS IM SO ATTRACTED TO THISSSSS THERES SOMETHING ABOUT THAT LMFAOOOOOOOOO LIKE HOW HE KNOWS ITS GONNA GAG YOU IM SKJDFHKALSJDKLFJAKLSDJFKLAJSDLKJFASKLD OSCAR IM IN LOVE WITH YOU I FEAR LOLLLLLLLL

anyways

all these people on this beach INTERACTING TOGETHER IS INSANE LMFAO

WAIT YEAH I WOULD BE SHITITNG MYSELF LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I WERE RIZO I WOULD FEEL ABSOLUTELY INSANE. IMAGINE GROWING UP WATCHING THESE PEOPLE PLAY SURVIVOR AND YOURE ACTUALLY WITH THEM PLAYING WITH THEM OH WOWWWWW

rick devens father cirie mother.

these two divas! love you rick devens christian hubicki. their little seeds are so funny.

IS THIS GEN AND AUBRY BS REAL IM SOBBING ITS SO INSNAE WHY ARE THEYY ON A WITCH HUNT FOR EACH OTHER LMFAOOOOOOOOO

NOT THEM ROLLING THE TAPES LMFAOOFJASDKLFJLAKSDJLFKA

EVERYONE KNOWING AUBRY HAS THE IDOL IM SOBBINGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS ISNAENNENENENENEN GAMEPLAY FOR NO REASON IM SOBBINNNNGGGGG???? WHAT IS THE PLOT HEREEEEEEE

do they know its a boomerang idol like how does that work..........im so confused so much is going on THIS IS NUTS KALSDJFKLAJSDKLFJASDKJFDSLKJF

IM IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH RIZO AND OZZY GIRL SAMEKJAHFSKDJHJKFHASDKJHFJKASD

JONATHAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE INTEGRITY HONOR ALLIANCES ARE SENDING ME INETO OBLIVION GET JOE OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A MESS

not the christian song moment. ozzy is too hot.

OZZY EXLIE AGIAN LMFAOOOOOOO WHO IS HE GONNA BRING I WOULD BE SO MAD LMFAOOOOOO

OZZY AND RIZO AT EXILE

i am revisiting this from the future. i ended up texting friends throughout the end. but just know i sobbed all throughout the colby tribal. also rip kamilla she deserved better. i dont think about gen im sorry im sure youre lovely i just dont pay attention

OZZY GENUINELY PISSED HE IS SOOOOOO FUNNY HE WANTED THAT WHITE LOTUS SPOT SOOOO BAD. OMDFKGJAKLDFJKLASDJKFJADSKLFJSDKAJL CHRISTIANS CALLBACK IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

CHRISTIAN READING OZZY LIKE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YEUPPPPP ALL INTELLIGENCE IS IS PATTERN RECOGNITION BTW

i hate that i am vibibg with ozzy WHILE HE IS WEARING THAT FUCK ASS RAINBOW PONCHO HES SO EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEE...he's being so sexy right now oh wowwwww

i cannot follow this orange tribe their vibes are off. too many new school. how are none of them targeting cirie im so confused.

dee gives me sandra a little. except how is she a fan of everything this show is advertisign. watch her lose her mind over mr beast ill SOBBBBBB i actually cannot wait to see mr. beast

I FORGOT COACH WAS HERE....COACH BEING BAD AT THE SOCIAL GAME WHEN HE CREATED A RELIGIOUS CULT

coahc is so stupid nuts lMFASJDKLFJDA NOT THE MAGA ALLIANCE

THE NICKNAMMEEESS ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNN

THE STONEBELT WHAT IS GOING ON THE OAKBOUND WARRIOR

TIFFANY HEY QUEEEEEN FORGOT YOU WERE HERE why do gen and aubry hate each other so bad this is so ridiculous

aubry and coach interacing is too unreal. shes the sophie WAITTTTTTTTT

charlie and his dramatic ass and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN THE CANOE?????????? BILLIE EILISH!?!?!??!!?!?! IM SOBGUSDBGKSADJFJSDKFJHKJ AT THE CRACK OF DAWN CHARLIE KNOCKS ON MY BOAT

THESE DIVASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i was talking about rizo and charlie in the boat (i have a photo) but now im kinda talking about dee and rizo. MY BOY RIZO COMES THROUGH COMING OUT OF CIRIES MOUTH

the way they refer to him as mike white

only the first is tewww dirty!

did jeff just make a 6 7 reference

vote jonathan off omfg who caresssssss youre boring!!!!!!! IDGAFFFFFFFFFF at least give drama like figh boy ozzy DAMN!

OZZY BEING JUST AS FAST IF NOT FASTER THAN JONATHAN IS KILLING MEEEEEE YEUUUPPPPPPPPPPP

im tired watching them damn

cirie is so chill shes got it shes a queen

TIFF IS SKDIGFLASDIFHAISDKNGJKAHSDKFJAKL WHAT IS GOISNG OSDNF

its crazy how nothing matters because i bet putting the bags on the posts is so hard.

sorry i cannot get over ozzy and that nasty hair

this dopey ass bluegreen whatever tribe is so funny what a ragtag crew like wtf is going on over there

angelina and her demure ass kill me

RICK DEVENS SHOWING HIS FUNS IM SOBBING THE WAY HE ACTUALLY KINDA STRONG

i am realizing the first name thrown is 90% what the vote is unless its a stupid season where you cant hear any of the bs at the "live tribals"

OZZY CALLING GETTING BLINDSIDED A TRAUMAAAAAA

ozzy is too nuts

CHRISTIAN CALLING OZZY A BABY IS MAKGASJDHLFKASD

back to these stupid orange people rizo is too annoying. stfu stfu stfu. im so ANNOYED AT HIM LOLLLLLLLLLLL STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RIZGOD STFU BYE. i love you kamilla. shes real for all that.

cirie not being on charlies side hurts me

what is going on with jeff rn.

the way angelina speaks i would hate her in real life im so sorry girl ur good tv but i bet being around you is so insufferable

well bye bye girlie!!!

NOT THE JACKET

im over orange tribe

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

who wouldve thought a merge where we arent actually merged we just all live on the same beach and switch tribes a lot pretty much. how do you define merge then. idk. interesting.

i feel like im going to throw up rn. like i feel unwell rn. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT LMFAO???????????? THREE THATS IT?????????????? wait that might actually go sicko mode lMFAO AKLSDJKLFJASLKDJFKLASJ. so how is this three way split going though.

okay so duh three individual immunities so theyre just getting voted out from the GROUPS????? so its just three tribes with three tribal councils not three huge vote outs? idk. applebees is too much theyre so ridiculous.

its crazy that every applebees in this area is so disgusting. like dont pmo i miss that place so bad.

this ad is killing me

the shot of jeff in the red this is so ridiculous

I NEVER THOUGHT OF HOW BEING PIGEON TOED WONT HELP ME ON SURVIVOR

christian and dee win is noice.

i need rizo and ozzy exile: extended

IM LITERALLY GRINNING AT RIZO AND OZZY RN

OZZY CIRIE RIZO ALLIANCE IS ABSOLUTELY NUTS

im having a fantastic time these people are amazing

ok well bye chrissy i think

RICK DEVENS YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

i am so sad kamilla went instead of chrissy. i cannot say im shocked gen is gone but i wish it was joe instead. didnt lose anyone crazy but at the cost of someone i wish would've gone instead.

i just clocked that ozzy and rizo have NO IDEA WHAT HAS HAPPENED

what an absolute beautiful send off

its tEYYYYYYeyyYYiiIiiIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIEYEEEEEMEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM

survivor is so muhc more fun when im not reading online discourse about it lowk

cuz i have all the knowledge of a crazy but im not engaging. perfect way to be i fear.

stephenies lips are nuts im sorry girl they are right about that.

this season is really such a true homage to the show sorry. these people are so bored. you know charlie is a little bit confused about the way he feels right now.

IM SO OBSESSED WITH CHARLIE'S VIBES AKDJFLAKSJDKLFJASDLK

why are both gen and aubry acting insnae like are they OKAY

HEY ITS BILLIE EILISH

drones best thing to happen to survivor

aubry was touched and now shes pissed KSADJFKLASJDFKLSJDAL who cares about this dude. HOW DOES DEE IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHO IT IS OF ALL PEOPLE LMFAOOOOOO CAN JEFF PLEASE STOP SINGING LMFAO?????? THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID. THE WAY SOME PEOPEL DO NOT GAD IS ENDING ME WHY IS AUBRY CRYING LFSKADJKLFJASKLDJFKLAJSDKLFJASKLDJFKL

MIKE WHITE IS SO REAL LMFAO

EMILY FLIPPEN DO NOT GAFFFFFFFFF

OKAY WINE AND CHICKEN FRIED ON SURVIVOR ACTUALLY YEAH I WOULD BE BALLING THE FUCK OUT THIS IS SENDING MEEEEE

zac brown stfu also joe annoying

wait listening to music would actually be so insane now that im thinking about it. when that guitar hits your ears it must be like crack for a music fan.

COACH CRYING !!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THIS I UNREAL LMFAFSDIFAOISDJFIOA SDK

im sure this is really cool for them but i personally do not gaf

this is soooooo jack and jill movie reward to me but where is sophie

dee randomly be a zac brown band superfan is so ???????? this is sending me. liek bro.

how is rizgod getting it perfect. bro no. stfu.

ozzy just lowkey dumb boy someone get him outta here.

OPERATION SAVE ANGELINA IS MY TASK IN THIS LIFE. they should lowkey just vote out ozzy.

oh damn this is a lot LMFAO i love both christian and gabby that sucks. awwwwww i feel bad for him because he like understands but im sure it still sucks. mike is reallyyyyyy good at working people damn its so smart of christian to see that though.

OZZYS GUNNING FOR A WHITE LOTUS CAMEO IS CRAZZYZYYY WHAT A READDDDDDD

emily is so bad at this game girl stfu.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HEARTBROKEN ill miss u king

OZZY PISSED LMFAOSJDLFJASKLDJFLKAS

MY DAD COULD COMMIT GRAND LARCENY

THIS INTROOOOO!!!!!! WOWWWWW!!!!!!!

cirie is like im sorry?????? this shit is fascinating. this gameplay is next LEVEL.

JOE IN THAT FUCKING HAMMOCK

oh i thought jeff singing was a joke.

EMILY READING IT WRONG AKSDJHFKLAJSDKLFJASKLDJFLKASJDFLKJASKLDFJKLSDJFKLSJDALFJSADJKFLJASDLKFJSKALDJFKLSDJFKLAJSDKLFJKALSDJFKLASJDFLKA NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO EMILY ITS OKAY FFDSJAFHDSKJAFNDJSA

this old dog alliance...also cannot wait to see angelina and mike and christian together.

tihs tribe swap is really interesting actually.

i feel so bad for chrissy but i get why coach is trying to help. that sucks. because he WANTS HER AROUND he LIKES HER!!!!!!!!! but he DOESNT WANT HER GONE!!!!!! ugh that sucks. shes talking to good people about that though i think. i love this. THESE ARE THE REVELATIONS ON SURVIVOR I LOVE. THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE WHAT THEY LEARN ABOUT THEMSELVES AND ACTIVELY APPLY IT TO PLAY A WONDERFULLLLLL FUN THOUGHTFUL IMPRESSIVE GAME. wow. even chrissy has won me over.

those new era people deadass shocked. its crazy how little survivor skills the new era people actually have now that im thinking about it. the way theyll just lay they and starve they dont care. becasue its so much shorter it doesnt matter.

CIRIE MAKING FUN OF RIZGOD IM CRYINGJKGNKJAJDKGF. but no not that. dee is soooooo right. ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh that sucks for me personally because i want to see dee play crazy. if she pulls it off it would be insane. cirie can sniff out ANYONE.

PURPLE TRIBE VIBES ARE INSANEEEEEEEEEEE YEUPPPPPP. is this set up to keep mike white on tv. becasue if it is.....i do not care.

this is fascinating i have no idea who the frontrunner currently is.

emily lowkey spiraling. HER JUST COMPLETELY OVERSHARING IM SOBBBINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I IDENTIFY WITH EMILY SO HARD.

CHRISTIAN BEING ABLE TO FIX IT IS SENDING MEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO ICONIC. I LOVED THAT LITTLE SEQUENCE. emily flippen you are mother.

the way no one curr about then green folk. all these old people and tiff (who i forgot was there) and aubry (whose game is now probably a little bit screwed)

aubry is literally giving nothing this season why is she here. seems like shes so in her head this time around. shame.

i forgot no one knows rizo. YOU AND MARIA DONT TALK ANYMORE RIGHT??? IM SADIUHFLASJDFKLJASDKLFJASLKDJFLKDSAJ

THAT WAS SO WEIR DLAKSDJFKLASJDFKJSADKLFJALKSDF

rizo is playing this like a fan and its weird. THE BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL. CHARLIE AND RIZO RIVALRY I WOULD LITERALLY GET UP AND START BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. IMAGINE LOSING A MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE OF THAT AND PEOPLE ON YOUR TRIBE ARE ACTIVELY JOKING ABOUT IT AND ASKING ABOUT IT LIKE IT PROBABLY ISNT A DEEP DEEP WHAT IF AND REGRET HE THINKS ABOUT EVERY WAKING MOMENT

siga maybe a new tribe configuration.....johnathan immediately like "it will"

i want to do a survivor blind fold challenge so bad. i would be such a good caller.

im glad it hit rizo.

realizing its probably easier to hear with no music huh

COLBY DEADASS CONCUSSED LASDJFKLAJSDKLFJA?!?!?!?!? IS HE GOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! these old dogs actively forgetting their age. oh wow purple tribe is selling this. this vote is about to be very interesting. or a complete mess.

ANGELINA BEING IN THE WHITE LOTUS ISASDIFJASLKDJFKLASJDFKLJASDK

what is q doing

jeff reminding ozzy he is winless

is q going to vote himself out....damn well that sucks. wish him well i was really liking him.

gen so beautiful

is rizo GROWING UP?????????????? honestly sure. give me a redemption arc ill take it.

colby gaming with the newbies WOWWWWWWWWW this is awesome......rizos frontal lobe developing is killing me

HERE WE GO ORANGE SLAYYYYYYYYY........................christians so KADLSJFKLAJSDKLFJKASDJ what is he doing. THE WAY HE WAS SO ERECT AND STIFF??????? THATS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY DID HE SHIT HIMSELF???????????????? IM SOBBIGNSKDFNFGKLASJDKFLJASKLDJFA THIS IS UNREALLSKDJFLAJSDKLF THEM BLURRING HIS ASS IM SOBBBBINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY?????? WHY ARE THEY PUTTING THIS ON TV HE IS SO FUCKING BRAVE IM SOBGBJKSDFNHGKLAJSDLKFNLKADSNFLKASDJKLF THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOO REAL THIS IS HOW I ACT AT SCHOOL IM SOBBINNNNGGGGGGGGG HE DEADASS SHIT HIMSELF ?A? SD?FASDJFKASDJLKFGNAJSDBFJLANSDJLKFNAKSLJNDFKLASNDFKLNASDKJFNESJKNBFWJEKBNF

omg poor kamilla......thats heartbreaking. WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN THIS SEASON IS SO FUCKING NUTS COACH YOURES EVERYTHINGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE. this show is so good. THIS BEEF IS AWESOME. 101 DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........OZZY BRING UP THE CULT KING BRING UP THE CULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPUTATION TARNISH OH WOW JEFFERY!!!!!! THATS something. i love survivor.

i cant get over mike white randomly being ripped?????

meanwhile old ass colby damn

AUBRY MISSING LSMDKFJALKSDJFKLJASDKLJFKLSAJDLKFJKSLDJFKLAJSDKLFJALK OKAY???????????

sometimes im like yeah. i could go on survivor. and then i remembered i would have to have ocean water in my eyes literalyl all the time and never be able to feel any relief.

aubry needs therapy so bad.

this scheme for no reason is making me sob. i kinda feel bad for her actually BECAUSE SHE LITEARLLY HAS NOTHING SHES JUST GOING THROUGH IT

im over jonathan. except how i love to watch him leave. stop talking though. coach ??????? IS HE OKAY?????????? WTF? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? THIS IS SO SCARY ASDKJFKSADKF i cannot tell if im allowed to laugh LMFAO? OKAY GOOD MIKE WHITE IS GIGGLING SO IM ALLOWED TOO omg coach's balls on the loose! NOT DEE ROASTING THEM..KSDJFLKJSLKDAFSJDA but like yeah. shes so beautyful.

those tribes did kinda screw chrissy she does not fit in with ANY of those newbies. plus coach is nuts but hes just silly. shes actually like that.

ozzy wasssssaaaauuupppppp????? ok old man.

CHRISTIAN READING.....HEY ITS BILLIE EILISH??????

NOT AUBRY GOT GOTTING ME THIS IS GOOD EDITING. okay wow not christian redeeming aurby for me. okay i guess they had a reason to be suspicious then LMFAOJSDLKFJKASJDFKLJSA

EVERYONE FLAMINGGGGG RIZOOOOOOOOOO IM SOBBING ALSO WHY IS EVERYONES DICK OUT not survivor forgetting about half the concept of the game. go play big brother homie.

jonathan is a freak i cant stand him.

colby still daddy okayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

dang not more rizo im pissed

OZZY????????????????????????? NOT IDOL IN PANTS

THE PROS ABOUT OZZY IS THAT HIS SOCIAL GAME SUCKS. ozzy realizing that he is bad at survivor thank GODDDDDD. so smart of him to align with cirie like this.

RICK DEVENS YOURE SO SMART INTELLIGENT AMAZING CALL THEM ASSES OUT HE IS SO ANNOYING THIS ISNT SURVIVOR OMFGKFJGLAJDFKGLJASK RICK IS SO OVER ITTTTTTTTTT I LOVE THIS GET HIS ASS OUTTA HEREEEEE

THEYRE SO OVER JOE THIS IS EVERYONJTHIAGJKANSKJDFA

these people are NUTS

my survivor 49 thoughts are going here. i am on episode 4 and i cannot believe i have no one to really root for. everytime i start to like someone they turn insane. which makes for some very entertaining tv but quite a boring rootable game show. the balance is interesting right now.

didnt it come out after the show that sophi is kinda insane or something i need to look that up

both sage and shannon are driving me insane. like sage is right but shes being insane about it

why'd they show that chicken killing like that this is weird............me about to order chicken

theyre just being really dramatic about it like dont get me wrong it must suck but oh my guys why does this shock you have you ever been on this show.

sage and shannon getting annoying like are they 20 years old...i should look that up actually. IM SORRY SAGE IS DEADASS 30?????????????? OKEASEEEEEEEEE theyre like 30 and 26. this is ridiculous. i suppose women will be women. but also savannah must be insufferable to be around. but sage also looks equally insane. you know what....i've talked myself into it.

sage and shannon being together on this tribe swithc is everything this is actually so funny these people are so !?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

the weird moment between them when shannon got voted out......she has pure intentions sage fr just mean........like youre right shes a lot but dang calm down its not THAT serious.

anyways happy merge!

halfway through the season telling us there are two sophies????????

this story of christina and her mom and so beautiufl actually. i do love when they have real moments like this but only when its from the result of the experience like this. they sell the image so much but you dont see it working out in real time like you are with her. how beautiful actually.

me literally clapping for christina that moment between her and savannah was so beautiful i hope it was genuine.

savannah is sooooooo right about it being a negotiation though. he cannot come out here and be like time for a negotiation and then say lol actually im going to say no to everything you have to give me exactly what i want????????? THEN THAT ISNT A NEGGOTIATION JEFFERY

its so funny that i cant listen to survivor in the kitchen on my headphones and completely picture the show in my head like i missed nothing

savannah reads people really well like she is very socially intelligent i think thats why she literally doesnt gaf

rizo so annoying i hate when he remembers he is on tv

like stfu i do not care that youre happy youre being weird about it

thats def mean but idc

i cannot get over how cheap the idols are now theyre literally hobby lobby looking beads.......UNCLE J KILLS ME IM SORRY LOL

those two literally have no idea whats going on im crying

rizo literally cannot believe this is happening right now he has been DREAMING OF THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY HE IS TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT SO BADDDDDDDDDD im crying

WAIT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT LMFAO??????????????????????/ OGHHHHH HE JSUT ATE ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT IM CRYINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG what is going on LFMAO IM CRYING

ok nvm he got my ass thats so funny im sorry i get what hes doing but why is he doing it like that LMFAO????????? DOES JAWAN GO HOME???????????? cuz its obviously not savannah?????? OMG?????????? christina so foolish she literally knows nothing this is so funnyyyyyyyyy.

THE WAY SAVANNAH IS ACTING IS SENDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES LIKE LOLZZZZZZZZ THIS IS SO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM OBSESSSSSEEDDDDDDDDDD wow ok she just got me so good. rizo sit down. wow what a move.

awwww hes a sweetie. obsessed with how everyones height is immediately known by sending directly next to jeff probst. what was the camera angle when former nba player scot one t was on there.

these people are so nuts

rizo literally thought he ate he didnt even do it for the reason i thought he did it he did it just for the show what an idiot.

IM CRYING AT HOW PISSED SAGE IS AKLSDJFKLASJDKLFJSKLDJFKLASJDFKL IS THIS REAL????????????????????????? KASDJFKJLKSDFHASJDKHFJKASHDKLF THE OTHER SOPHI STANDING BACK THERE LMFAOOOOOOOOO

sage just doesnt have it in her to be the villian she wants to be

savannah and that mexican hat

im over rizo and his plays and his moments like sit downnnnnnnnn THIS IS THE GUY WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL COLBY DONALDSON HOW TO PLAY SURVIVOR

just started the finale yeah savannah outplayed every single one of them what a bnch of dweebs

they fr just let rizo COASTTTTTTTTTTT so scared of an idol good lord someone GET HIMMMMMMMMMM

TRAYERS FINALEEEEEEEEE

i love watching these recaps its EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG TO ME!!!!!

i totally forgot donna kelce was here

kill time

why mark. idk. sometimes i wonder if rob is just THAT smart. MAURA KKILLS ME. its so fucking nuts they make them get in a shut coffin.

i need to put a screen shot of me and hayley's chat here instead omggggggg

omg it's on.

the fact that i have EXPERIENCED THIS SHOW AT SO MANY POINTS THROUGHOUT MY LIFE THIS SHIT IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG....HOW MANY PEOPLE IVE WATCHED IT WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE IVE SOLD IT TO THE STORYLINES THE SAGAS THE CHARACTERS I KNOW IT ALLL WOWWWWWWW............THIS SHIT IS AWESOMEEEEE CONGRATULATIONS SURVIVOR ON AN ACTUAL QUARTER OF A CENTUREY. ITS THE QUARTER QUELL BITCH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO OMFGGGG NO NOT CIRIE NOT CIRIE NOT MY MOMMA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MIKE WHITE BEING ON HERE IS ACTUALLY EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG he's so fucking cool.

RICK DEVENS I AM OBSESSED WITH YOUR VIBEEEEE.

if i hear get up off the couch one more fucking time jeff bro stfu you work 70 days a YEAR. god cirie is soooooo everything to me soooo gracious so beautiful so kind so SMART. KAMILLA CRYING OZZY CRYING YEAHHHHHHH THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

i kinda understand naming your kid after colby plus it's just a cool name. colby is kinda sexyyyyyyyyyyy like i get it especially knwoing what he looked like when he was younger. i think THATS what sexy about some older men lol it's because you KNOW they were hot when they were younger.

OKAY COAHC LETS COOK. how he started a religious cult in season 23.

orange tribe kinda everything love their vibes kinda cunty evil slay always despite it all vibes

why did we give thstrong rice.......OMFG HELL YEAH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. the way ozzy doesn't gaf.

i do need ozzy to let the long hair go like its time brother. but i see that he did based on that reel i saw today so nbd.

wait johnathan kinda............he could charm me something aboaut the arms.v its a shame his face looks like that because watching him do things is hot.

omg no not orange flop tribe

rizzo teaching COLBY HOW TO PLAY THE GAME IM SOBBBBBINNNNGGG THESE NEW ERA PEOPLE PLEASEEEEEEE

dee talking about wiping her ass first thing okay?????? shes so beautiful i get why everyone cheats for her.

is mike white a leo hes so funny

i dont know savannahs vibe i need to watch 49 too

JENNA IS GIVING EVERYTHING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLAY BITCH PLAY BITCH PLAYYY LETS GOOOOOO. oh she needs to chill actually nooooo dont overplay jenna pleaseeee

why is this so lowkey corny hes being ridiculous LMFAO HE BARELY EVEN DID ANYTHING LMFAOOOOOO COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY HE IS JUST VIBINGGGGG

dad coach is cute. no way he actually has always had that on thats so nasty. johnathan is ugly af. what is with survivor and toes lately bunch of freaks. IM SORRY CHARLIE IS KILLING MEEEEEEE

dee is sooooooo mummy dearest

jenna lowkey just taking it all in. rick devens you insane motherfuckingerkjfkjasdkfjkalsjdkljKLJ RICK DEVENS AND CHRISTIAN IS EVERYTHING ACTUALLYYYYYYY. christisn is SUCH a good narrator i am sooooo happy he is on this season. these two are going to be everything if the cast knows what's good for the show. these two are PRECIOUS

THESE TWO ARE PRECIOUS TO MEEEEEE THEYRE BOTH SUCH GOOD NARRATORS SO SMART SO STRATEGIC AND SOOOO CHARMINGLY LOVELY I AM OBSESSEDDDDD

i was SOOOOOOOO RIGHT TO LOVE ORANGE TRIBE THEYRE EVERYTHINGGGG SO SMART SO AMAZING SO LOVELY JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MISUNDERSTOOD HUMANS I WANT TO KISS THstrong ALL ON THE MOUTH I LOVE THstrongMMMMMMM. strongily flippen i identify with you fully you are everything to me. I LOVE THIS CAST LOWKEY I KNEW IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE KINDA FUNNNNN.

OMG AND NOW COLBY AND STEPH TEAMING UP WITH THESE NEW SCHOOL PEOPLE OMFGGGG THSI SI SOF UCKIGN FUN WAIT WAIT WAIT

i LOVE that these tibes are so big because the dynamics have to get serious FAST you need BIGGER numbesr its like we are watching 3 games of survivor side by side right now and theyre all at final 8. its COOL AS FUCK. WHAT A FUN DYNAMIC!!!!!! GEN AND KYLE AND COLBY AND STEPH WOULD ACTUALLY BE COOL AS FUCK1!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOO COOOL!!!!

these queens randomly at exile

ozzy....sorry oscar......lowkey insaneeee......q with the lulu lstrongon shoes?????????? q kinda cooked with that because a player with the reputation of kinda nuts becoming a hero is super interesting. meanwhile hero provider ozzy is doing the opposite this is really cool actually.

this season is COOL AS FUCKKKKKKKKK somehow even cooler than all winners to me. something much more fascniating about these little duos its everything to me......LIKE WHY ARE CHRISTIAN AND CIRIE SITTING THERE NEXT TO EACH OTHER IM SOBBINGGGGG THIS IS SO FUNNY

im crying he's literally describing high school physics concepts and theyre fascinated

these four queens building fire together is awesome

i LOVE CHRISTIAN WOWWWWWWWWWWW. a six week old. "someday my son will see this" is sooooo beautiful. what a legacy he is leaving behind for his family.

ozzy and cirie teaming back up pleaseeee yeah they KNOW WHAT WE WANTSSSSSSSSSSS

the way i do not gaf about this rizzo fella. kyle is cute i kinda love him though. OH WAIT COLBY COMING AROUND AWWWWWW WAIT THIS IS KINDA SWEEEEEEETT........omfg NOOOO OWAYYYASDJHFLKAJSDKLFJ this connection is too precious to me. the way he wants to be a mentor is kinda sweet i hope it isn't red-pilled please colby i love YOUUUUUUUU do not let me down.

when i stare at that man's arms i forget what his face looks like and its nice.

calling a season 37 player old school is insane but okay.

the immunity idol is insane im sobbing why is it CHICKEN

the pan to ozzy as soon as fishing kit was announced he will never let it go

OMG NOOOOOO POOR KYLE THIS SUCKSSSSSS

q is actually a really good human damn he immediately went to help kyle kyle and q are both cool af for this. meanwhile cirie completely flopping she goes home huh. it's weird how nasty jeff can get with her like DAMN CALM DOWNNNNN

im really scared i dont want anyone to go home except maybe savannah oh joe is here???? yeah one of thstrong. no one else please for the lvoe of GOD

my sweet sweet angel woman cirie please you got this queen if anyone has this YOU HAVE THIS. cirie is literally a mother figure to me.

are legends really that good of players if they cant even avoid getting targeted early. like part of being a good player is managing that threat level within the meta as well. if you know youre coming in and everyone has one perception about you, you have to do something to throw thstrong off a little bit. omg no way strongily thwoing out ozzy's name is kinda everything. but i really never thought ozzy was that good of a strategist, especially compared to lot of the post 30s players. he's just not smart enough, really. too soft for it poor thing.

rick devens goofy ass at it again you know what im with it he's silly as fuck. him and christians narrative dynamics together are kind of everything hopefully they both stick around just for that if nothing else. so many charming people on this cast really.

whoever split these tribes up is a genius this is actually casting very well done i can only imagine the cork board in the cbs office trying to figure this out. it probably wasnt quite like that but if i worked there it would be.

A REMIX OF THE ORIGINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL SONG IM SONAKDSJFLKASD THAT WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEE THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING SURVIVOR

damn that sucks but i kinda had a feeling that would happen she came out playing way too hard. i understand why shes relaly upset though. poor girl that blows.but also i think that proves just how much the game as evolved, and if you can't keep up you literally get shut up.

this is reminding me how much i love this show how lucky am i to get to experience this magical thing.

HEY ITS BILLIE EILISH IS FUCKING SENDING ME INTO SPACE THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYNYNJKASJDKFJAKSLDJFKASDF THE BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG you know what this is perfect this is the perfect amount of ridiculous idgaf. because the fact that it's billie eilish doesn't ACTUALLY change anything. it just made it a little bit goofy as fuck. and im obsessed with that.

im understanding why people LOVE gen

complete sidebar i hate how im going to eat up that terrible looking coleen hoover moive. she is the modern day nicholas sparks and its time we just admit that and that's okay.

they got these legends on here playing tetris im obsessed. i feel like the obvious strategy si to use youre weird piece first so you have more to work with as you move on and its easier to just place as you get more nervous. oh the height never occurred to me actually. that seems a little unfair but its laenaing oh hes screwed. dang you kinda forget colby is a playerrrrrrrrrrr.

okay coach already on his bullshit lovin it.

if there's only twenty minutes left whats happening in the last 20 minutes oh no does kyle leave. that Suckz.

really cool they can do ultrasounds on the beach now oh wow. absolutley sucks for him so bad. i feel SO bad for him wow that BLOWSSSSSS

cannot get over how sexy ozzy is to the point where i made this page just to talk about it. now i can live “tweet” in #PEACE while permanently archiving it. it’s really to collect my own thoughts anyway!

christian hubuicki (probably not spelling that right) the way i love you down sooooo bad. the way he is able to explain his thought processes and the way he thinks that is such an INTELLIGENT human being. and i say human being because comparing him to the intelligence level of other men is offensive

holy shit i forgot we get to see angelina.......she is so everything. her rice negotiation. the way she's so insane but SO DEADASS its SO ENDEARING. I HOPE SHE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL. like why does she seem like she's improving it's KILLING ME she feels like a skit. honestly, this is why survivor is so amazing when they get good people ready to give GOOD TV it's SO intriguing. the way she acts when she gives up the rice is SO FUCKING FUNNY.......OMFG AND NOW THE LADDER SCENE OMFG WE GET TO SEE MIKE WHITE TOO. SHE SAYS I LITERALLY COULDVE died this morning

NOW IM ONTO MIKE WHITE........HE IS SO FUCKING OVER ANGELINA BY THIS POINT HE HASNT HAD A BREAK FOR 32 DAYS HE SAID LET ME ENJOY THIS WINE AND MY REWARD AND LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE.......WHEN HE HITS THE TREE AND CALLS IT A BTICH

god, david vs. goliath was such a season

OMFG RICK DEVENS........I HATE THAT I LOVE HIM IM SORRY HES SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. this scene of him running he;s actually a NUT. i liked lauren when i watched her and im sure shes a nice person but shes so mean in this season shes so unlikeable.

ewwwww not the new era people YAWN SNOOZE GO HOME WHO CARES YOURE NOTHING.

i hate THE survivor meat heads like give me ANYTHING ELSE.

dee is so momma bird something about her feels so safe.

i totally get and LOVEEEEEEE emily flippen's vibe she's EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG i want to keep her so safe i love you financial analyst emily flippen. what even is a finacial analyst

WHERE IS THE Q SKIRT I NEED TO SEE THE Q SKIRT. im dying.

the way this isnt even about the survivor 50 premiere is the pregame. hold on im making this a different post

SEASON 46 WAS SO UNREAL IM SOBBING THIS IS WHAT SURVIVOR IS ALL ABOUT GIVE ME INSANITY IDC IDC IDC IDC

oh no not charlie's insufferable swiftie ass. it's a shame because other than that he's kind of charming. THE WAY EVERYONE WAS ANNOYED WITH THEM BUT THEY COULDNT STOP IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ME. he's real for his insaity though that's how it is when you're deep in the cult. "as much as i love metallica im not a stan for terrible albums" i wish swifties could say the same.....

im not gonna lie i hate that i kinda have to watch season 48 to understand a lot of these characters but i also have no desire to watch season 48. i just need to suck it up i fear and binge it this weekend maybe. i think i pay attention to the right storylines i may actually enjoy it.

im sorry are they overdoing this little word game or was i the only one constantly starting at the "listen and silent have the same letters" poster. like i wouldnt instantly seen that and then just start running with it. wouldve been solved in two minutes maximum dont pmo. im tihinking they made that look a lot longer that it actually was. kyle seems like a cutie awwwww